If you give a girl a cupcake, she'll probably just stand there, all polite, and him-haw around, as if she's actually going to refuse the thing. But, then she'll catch a whiff of chocolate and somehow she'll hear this angelic singing and she'll forget that just minutes earlier, she had warded off sugar for the rest of her life. She'll say something like, "Oh, well, um...okay. Okay, I'll take it. I mean, if you really want me to." Then she'll kindly accept your gracious offer of delightful goodness. And she'll carefully unwrap it...Or if she's trying really hard to be a lady, she might even let you unwrap it for her. You know, so she doesn't get sprinkles in her hair or icing on her shirt. And then if you're still looking, she'll gingerly pick it up and nibble just a smidgen a[...]