Samuel Speaks
Listen mom. I know it's nap time right after this. But, I was thinking maybe we should have a negotiation. I was just thinking that instead of nap time we should have some more snack time and then you could push me in the stroller for only just one hour and then I could swing. You know, instead of that sleeping thing. I promise I won't get fussy. See, I'm not even tired one bit. Besides, I have too much to do and I don't really have time today. For one thing, I still need to yank Hopey's hair at least three more times. She hollers real loud and it's funny. Then I need to wreck Bubby's train track and eat some cat food and pluck out a few of Rascal's whiskers and spit up on the carpet. There's way too many clean spots left on the carpet. Then I gotta swipe s[...]