Well, you see this here window crank? Basically, I have to crank this like a bazillion times a day, just to keep the earth spinning on its axis. I know, I know, it’s a hard job– just be glad I’m here to do it.
I’ll let you in on a little secret. If it weren’t for my amazing man-skills and technically advanced cranking abilities, I’m afraid this whole place would simply collapse. Did I mention how HIGHLY IMPORTANT this job is?
May-day, may-day! It appears we’ve hit some turbulence and I’ve just been ruckusly knocked from my post!
Now, (grunt) if I could just scootch back over there so I can continue my vitally critical task of crankin the crank!
This thing tastes worse than baby food and I didn’t think anything could taste worse than that. At least it doesn’t stink.
You don’t have to watch me every second. I’m fully capable of operating this crank without supervision.
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